Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-07
March 7th, 2010
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- There is a town in Texas called Ding Dong. Just North of Austin, South of Fort Hood.
- In 20 years from 1860 on, up to 70 million Buffalos were slaughtered in USA, leaving 23. The surviving herd, lives in Yellowstone.
- An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
- Excessive consumption of alcohol has been proven to be a major factor in dancing like a disgruntled peanut.
- Don’t worry. l forgot your name, too!
- Sleep – It’s what I do between those annoyingly long moments of consciousness.
- I am currently staring at the inside of my eyelids. I do that alot.
- Roman curse: Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! ~ May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t the Tea Party people a lot happier?
- Antarctica is the only continent where pumpkins can’t be grown.
- Great perils have this beauty, that they bring to light the fraternity of strangers. ~ Victor Hugo
- If you could walk to the sun it would take about 2000 years (unless you know a short cut).
- Two-thirds of the world’s eggplants grow in New Jersey. I’m surprised anything grows in New Jersey.
- Authors and actors and artists and such – Never know nothing, and never know much. ~ Dorothy Parker