A new world order is an excellent idea, don’t you think? I’m sure most of us are not totally happy with the way the world is right now—earthquakes and hurricanes aside—so maybe we all need a change. What could be better than a new world order?
And maybe it’ll happen anyway. According to Educate-Yourself “There is a worldwide conspiracy being orchestrated by an extremely powerful and influential group of genetically-related individuals, which include many of the world’s wealthiest people, top political leaders, and corporate elite, as well as members of the so-called Black Nobility of Europe (dominated by the British Crown) whose goal is to create a One World Government that is obedient to their agenda. Their intention is to effect complete and total control over every human being on the planet and to dramatically reduce the world’s population by 5.5 billion people.” OK, they definitely lost my support with the population reduction bit. I suspect this will never become a democratic initiative.
What interests me about this though, is that “new world order” generates 3,050,000 hits on Google and the wacky web site above tops the list. And, top of the sponsored links was an advert that invites you to “survive the apocalypse”. Of course I’m in two minds about whether I want to survive the apocalypse, but just in case I do, I visit the contaminationradio.com web site.
Contamination Radio? They should sack the marketing consultant who thought up the name. Nevertheless, this site sells some neat stuff: No-RAD anti-radiation tablets that fill up your thyroid gland with safe non-radioactive iodine. A stun gun that can deliver a 300,000 volt jolt—great for dealing with those guys who try to crush your hand when they shake it. And also, that perennial best selling book; “How to disappear completely and never be found”. I confess I haven’t read it, but it’s chock full of exciting information like how to stage a pseudocide (that’s a brave new word) to make your pursuers think you’re dead. Also, how to make it look like you’ve left the country when you haven’t. Somehow I don’t think I’d need to do either of these things after an apocalypse. In fact I’d probably be trying ‘not’ to vanish without trace.
Anyway, their idea of a new world order is post apocalyptic. Excuse me, but I thought the New World Order was what emerged after November 9th 1989, when the Berlin Wall was transformed into lots of tourist souvenirs – the iron curtain drawn back.
It’s here now, right?
Greatdreams.com agrees with me on that point (i.e. NWO = NOW), but not on much else. This is what it thinks. “America is engaged in a war for its very survival! At present it is a subtle, invisible, but very real war. This war is not about bullets and bombs, but about the absolute control of information and the way we think, an unceasing war of conflicting words and ideals, their causes and their effects upon our character as a nation.” OK, that got my attention but there’s a picture of a satanic goat called Baphomet underneath this startling warning and satanic goats are not to be found in my conception of New World Order.
I click on to informationclearinghouse.info which claims to offer news you won’t find on CNN or FOX News. (Welcome to the New World Order!)
Here we find some news stories that (apparently) never quite got published elsewhere, many of which come from respectable journalists. For example, Mike Musgrove, a Washington Post staff writer writes: “It sounds like a conspiracy theory, but it isn’t. The pages coming out of your color printer may contain hidden information that could be used to track you down if you ever cross the U.S. government.” Are you terrified? Not me, but then I don’t use my color printer to print counterfeit dollar bills, which is what this is all about.
OK. That’s enough new world order for the moment, although I could definitely have surfed to Islamic, Masonic, Jewish, Nazi, Bilderberg Group, illuminati and alien NWO web sites. I very nearly clicked on the link to “Nazi German Moon Bases and Alien Technology”. It was tempting. There’s more surfing to be done here so maybe I’ll get the low down on the Nazi Moon Bases next week.
~ Master Yoda
